I meow’d this meow meow and meow meows and meowed them to meow the ultimate Meow Meow Meow!!!

Ouch.

Chance looks like Sheep. Sheep looks like Chance.

(photo credits go to my favorite blogger kate miss and my favorite alli)

more comics! but they’re lost themed comics from the very genius kate beaton, who also makes great comics about famous people in history and religion, canadians, and top gun.

p.s. i feel the same way about kate.

p.p.s. do you guys still watch lost? if not, sorry.

Do you know about moomie? She is a sort of alter ego/mini me that I created for funsies. She always wears her hood up, loves her silly sock boot slippers, and has a cat named Schmoomie. A lot of situations involving moomie come from real life, like the following….
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Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there Shambot. I was just thinking about my friend Chance. Oh, you don’t know him? He’s okay I guess. Although… come closer, I don’t want anyone to hear us… I think he has a problem. An internet problem. See, every time I talk to him on the internet and have to step away to, say, take the kettle off the stove or answer the telephone and THIS happens:
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Don’t you wish we had the “rotate the crime scene” option in photoshop?

my most beloved,

my shambot.

Do you remember me? I serenaded you with my top two hit songs from the Billboard Charts, “We Belong Together” by Mariah Carey and “Since U Been Gone” (sorry about the grammar/spelling, I was going through a phase) by Kelly Clarkson? I took you to go see top grossing movie Revenge of the Sith and cheered with you as the New England Patriots won the Superbowl. I even held your hand while you squealed with joy when you found out that Nicolas Cage had a son, and he named him Kal-El! So why haven’t you called? Why haven’t you sent me an e-mail or a text? I MISS YOU.

Love,
2005

p.s. to remind you, here are some valentines you made for me….

bill, my, and joel’s submission for the mcad 2005 valentines day contest. oh how the times have changed. i love my blatant ripoff of R2-D2…

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THESE COMMERCIALS. EDIT: Colin to the rescue!!! Here is what he said in the comments section…

“They’re ads for a website, Jaran, which helps you make reservations for hotels I think, for various activities such as business trips, summer vacation, and…hotel…trips. Believe it or not, it’s even more awesome and adorable if you know Japanese. For example, in the first one in the background they keep saying “Shuccho, shuccho, shuccho” which means “Business trip, business trip business trip,” AND every thing the cat says is in adorable cat Japanese where he says “nyan” all the time instead of real words.”

LALAM CHA LAM!

my two favoritest tumblrs right now are as follows:

“He couldn’t stand another night with that smug hookah.”

Unhappy Hipsters simply takes images from old issues of Dwell captions them appropriately.

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich is so difficult to explain, you may just have to head on over and pick your favorite combo (I also like Veggie and Meatball).