Do you know about moomie? She is a sort of alter ego/mini me that I created for funsies. She always wears her hood up, loves her silly sock boot slippers, and has a cat named Schmoomie. A lot of situations involving moomie come from real life, like the following….
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Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there Shambot. I was just thinking about my friend Chance. Oh, you don’t know him? He’s okay I guess. Although… come closer, I don’t want anyone to hear us… I think he has a problem. An internet problem. See, every time I talk to him on the internet and have to step away to, say, take the kettle off the stove or answer the telephone and THIS happens:
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Don’t you wish we had the “rotate the crime scene” option in photoshop?
my most beloved,
my shambot.
Do you remember me? I serenaded you with my top two hit songs from the Billboard Charts, “We Belong Together” by Mariah Carey and “Since U Been Gone” (sorry about the grammar/spelling, I was going through a phase) by Kelly Clarkson? I took you to go see top grossing movie Revenge of the Sith and cheered with you as the New England Patriots won the Superbowl. I even held your hand while you squealed with joy when you found out that Nicolas Cage had a son, and he named him Kal-El! So why haven’t you called? Why haven’t you sent me an e-mail or a text? I MISS YOU.
Love,
2005
p.s. to remind you, here are some valentines you made for me….
bill, my, and joel’s submission for the mcad 2005 valentines day contest. oh how the times have changed. i love my blatant ripoff of R2-D2…
SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THESE COMMERCIALS. EDIT: Colin to the rescue!!! Here is what he said in the comments section…
“They’re ads for a website, Jaran, which helps you make reservations for hotels I think, for various activities such as business trips, summer vacation, and…hotel…trips. Believe it or not, it’s even more awesome and adorable if you know Japanese. For example, in the first one in the background they keep saying “Shuccho, shuccho, shuccho” which means “Business trip, business trip business trip,” AND every thing the cat says is in adorable cat Japanese where he says “nyan” all the time instead of real words.”
LALAM CHA LAM!
my two favoritest tumblrs right now are as follows:
“He couldn’t stand another night with that smug hookah.”
Unhappy Hipsters simply takes images from old issues of Dwell captions them appropriately.
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich is so difficult to explain, you may just have to head on over and pick your favorite combo (I also like Veggie and Meatball).
some of you may have seen this totally redonk picture of my parents and myself. Well, get prepared for MORE pictures of my parents after the break!
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yep. happy birthday, alli. (original photo here)
a few of you, dear friends, have been subjected to many a glorified chat between chance and I about the many MANY plotlines of Degrassi: the Next Generation. As their wikipedia page can tell you, the theme song was “…written by Jim McGrath, Jody Colero and Stephen Stohn”, aka the three most genius people on the planet.
Now, while you go go watch youtube videos of the theme song in various states, why not listen to this version recorded by bill and myself, with chance as the special guest star? I promise it has ten time more voice cracks and ten times more johnny woods in the background.
BE THE BEST!!! from Emma Brown on Vimeo.
